……You better be joking.
If I said I wasn’t?…

W-what? What’s it about? Or is that classified too?
I can tell you…it’s called…
Out with it Gavin. (God I hope he’s not doing that again…)

“Too Big to Tie Down”

*silent laughter*
Speaking of the album, when do I get to hear what kept my boyfriend away for two months? Better be good for all the work you put in to it.

Soon, Liebling soon. You know, I wrote and recorded a song about you.
Guess not, I can’t really stay mad at you for long anyway. Surprised you haven’t been hounded more about the relationship, especially now that you’re back.
To be fair, that question is over two months old. I never got round to answering it because of the album.

So the boyfriend’s afraid of cockblocking. Wonder how badly he doesn’t want that to happen.
Excuse me, Lieber. But I’m not the one who threw themselves at me when I came back. Besides, what makes you think I’m afraid of you cockblocking me?
Oh don’t give me that excuse, you kissed me back just as much.
Saw you talking about it to someone else. And it’s not like I haven’t done it once before.
Oh…ah Ema, come on! I was just playing along with what the anon was asking me. You can’t be mad about that, can you?

So the boyfriend’s afraid of cockblocking. Wonder how badly he doesn’t want that to happen.
Excuse me, Lieber. But I’m not the one who threw themselves at me when I came back. Besides, what makes you think I’m afraid of you cockblocking me?

I can’t help it. After all, I learned from the best.~
If only I knew the images your mind was painting, I’d further stir your muse if I could, but there’s a limit to what my milkshake brings to the yard.~
Well, good luck. I’m only being nice now because I have - experience with your type. Other girls might not find your skirt-chasing ways so endearing.
Juggling two professions and a girlfriend. What would the world do without you?
Unavailable? How so?
I’ll offer you a sneak preview then. It involves exotic nymphs such as yourself, and a lot of cream…

*Ahem* Anyway…I may not be the boy-next-door kind of guy, but trust me when I say that I know how to make good girls go bad. Especially for a guy like me.
I think the better question is how will the female population survive without me.

Well, er…you see…she’s passed away. About two years ago.

Seems someone's worried about me cock-blocking him. Might as well put your mind at ease before you think I'll be doing it all the time. *Ema slid one arm around Klavier's neck and her other hand rested on his chest while she pulled him down for a kiss*
Klavier is slightly surprised at the sudden kiss, but returns the kiss, and holds Ema closer to her body.
Ow~ I knew I’d like you. Your milkshake must bring all the boys to the yards.
And you wax poetic too. Truly a woman after my own heart. But fear not, fair maiden. I have surrendered to the sirens of mein guitar and Lady Justice long enough. It’s time to make room for another nymph, or maybe two or three. Ha ha ha~
Forgive me, Fraulein Fey. But I don’t really understand how you have come to know my brother. I know for a fact that my brother would talk about you if he knew you personally. Your reputation precedes you.
Oh believe me, it has brought more than just boys to the yard.~
Oh? You want to abandon your current professions to take up another then?
And so soon after you just started prosecuting too? To be the type to juggle two professions at once, Lady Justice will shed tears under her blindfold and your guitar will cry and moan at it’s loss.~
The man who’s friends with your brother? he’s my boyfriend.
Or…at least I am in another universe anyway.
I met your brother, Kristoph Gavin; through him. And it’s a given that we’d meet each other anyway, we are both defense attorneys.
You better not be teasing me there, Schatze. If you knew the images my artistic imagination is painting right now…

Nein, that’s not what I meant, Fraulein. I was talking about finding a girl for myself. I’m still young after all: I’m not going to let two careers put a damper on my love life.

Another universe, you say? I’ve heard about these alternate timelines, but I haven’t them yet. Well, I was lucky then that I found you then. The Mia Fey of my timeline is…unavailable, you see.

I’m not shy, you know that. But I wasn’t exactly expecting you to turn that into a furthered sexual reference. Lana in on this site you know and I’d rather her not know about anything pertaining to my sex life.
Ha ha ha…I’ll take that risk, Liebling.
Alright Mr. Big Risk Taker, what’re you going to do right now then?
How does paying a visit to your sister sound to you?

I’m not shy, you know that. But I wasn’t exactly expecting you to turn that into a furthered sexual reference. Lana in on this site you know and I’d rather her not know about anything pertaining to my sex life.
Ha ha ha…I’ll take that risk, Liebling.

(Source: ask-klaviergavin)